I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt cedar rapids " A cartoon bronco mascot

" A cartoon bronco mascot in a gray baseball uniform grips a bat in a batting stance

" Coral script below reads "Aces

Santa chugging a beer explains why he only works one night a year and breaks into houses without consequence

Flowing white cursive script reads "Elfed Up

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex Sweatshirt cedar rapids " A cartoon bronco mascotSpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white